WARNING! You enter this site at your own risk. Any serious head trauma or permanent blindness is your fault.   If you plan on masturbating while at this site I am not to be held responsible for any injuries to your genitalia. If you do not view this site properly your brains will slowly ooze out of every orifice of your body. Yeah, every orifice. Your remains will then be eaten by a pack of wild dogs. These dogs, with your remains still inside of them, will be hit by a gasoline truck. The truck, along with the dogs which have your innards in their internal organs, will explode. Rabid squirrels will then eat your charred remains, but not the remains of the wild dogs (squirrels don't eat dogs, silly). These squirrels will then engage in buttsex for all eternity. Now I don't think you want that. So behave and enjoy the site!